Awwww

This is my baby!!!

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What to think of this photo...

Stuart Larkin: My mom said it's okay to talk to lesbians because they take good care of their cats and have a can-do attitude. I recently found out that my friend Amy here has a strange affection for cats. Its just good to know that Stuart's Mom was right on the money. It's weird this affection though. It reminds me somewhat of the "bird lady" in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I can see it now, Home Alone 579: Lost in P-Town. Kevin's family tries to take a getaway to charming Cape Cod. Kevin is driving in his beat up 1982 Rusty Brown Chevette and following his parents to Hyannis and they find themselves in a HORRIBLE monsoon (because we know that New England gets so many of those). It's so bad that Kevin and his parents have to pull over and wait for the rain to subside. Waiting... Waiting... Waiting... some funny banter between Kevin and his big redneck bro Buzz (beat that trout sniffer). Eventually the weather calms just enough to get going again. However, as the luck of a draw, a car which happens to be the exact same make and model as the good ol' McCallister's goes flying by chock full of 4 happy lesbians and their dogs. However, because of the rain, Kevin doesn't notice who's inside (or the license plate apparently... he's probably too caught up in his car dance to Michael Jackson's "Black of White" and he continues to follow them. Soon after, Kevin finds himself driving into a flurry of happy rainbow flags EVERYWHERE! Not long after parking does Kevin park and find himself a tad frightened of the crazy cat lady (enter Amy). As Amy moseys down the beach followed by all of her 900 cats, she randomly picks one up to check the status of it's KLA (more commonly known as Kitty Litter Ass), similar to the picture seen here. Amy takes her job of making sure her cats smell 100% kitty litter free, VERY SERIOUSLY. After some time passes, a few good Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge songs subside and a life altering experience (whatever that may be... remember they're in P-Town), Kevin finds himself compassionate for the Crazy Cat Lady and befriends her. She introduces him to all of her wonderful cats and her butch drag king friends and he gives her a friendship rainbow ring to always remember him by. And... scene. So remember folks, make sure your cat doesn't have KLA or that you live in a well ventilated area because if not, you could very well turn into someone like Amy here, but then again, in the end you'd get a Man-Child for a friend who always has season passes to Neverland... hmmm... maybe it's something to really think about.

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mmmm

The very lovely ladies of THE L WORD... FEBRUARY 20th BIIIOOOTTTCCCHHHH

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PERMMMMMM

Yup! I have been made permanent. The next day I went out and got this tattoo. Do you love it???!! Anyway, it's good to have insurance. WORD!

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Just for my girls...

Hot Potato
Hot Potato
Hot Potato
Hot Potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
Cold Spaghetti
Cold Spaghetti
Cold Spaghetti
Cold Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti
Spaghetti

BOOYAH!

This one faaaarrrr outweighs the first one i took. This one is right on the money.

I'm Somewhat Nerdy

I am just slightly Nerdier than my wonderful girlfriend. Is that good or bad or does it matter?

Anyway, yeah i guess this is me:

Oi Vey!

*sigh* what a day... glad its over.

POLL TIME!!!

I would like all my wonderful friends out there in blog-land to participate in this wonderful little blogline poll. Brie and her wonderful talents rendered our pictures to make us look like Jersey Queens. Which picture is more morbidly horrible??! Be honest people! Brie to the left, Sarah to the right. Let the poll begin! Thank you for your quite valuable input.

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Feeling Yucky..

So Sarah went to the doctor today and the consensus on why I've been feeling like crap... This is pretty much what it looks like in my stomach. Fun huh?

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Sarah's Year in Review

Here is my year in review. Top 10 worst things of 2004 10. Another year of living in a country at war 9. Getting so many scratches from my cat that it looks like I'm a cutter 8. Not staying in touch with people like I may have wanted to 7. The loss of my grandmother 6. The rejection of my nude photos to Playboy 5. The stress of unemployment 4. The stress of having no benefits 3. The Election 2. The depression that plagued me at times throughout the year 1. The fall of the Great Joan Seward The Top 10 Best things of 2004 10. The L Word (mmmm...) 9. The Lu Ball 8. The demise of the FMA in Washington 7. The introduction of great friends 6. Seeing the Boston Red Sox win the WORLD SERIES 5. My birthday and the pinata 4. Christmas 2004 3. Summer 2. Great movies like Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, Saw, Garden State, etc... 1. Knowing that every day I get to go to bed and wake up next to the person that I am madly in love with and knowing she is not going anywhere I Welcome 2005.

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