Bubbles... not the chimp, the Drag Queen...
Ok, so any The L Word/Queer As Folk lover in CT has heard of Gotham Citi, and knows how most lesbians avoid it like the plague. So you can imagine why when we were invited to go meet up with some new friends there, we politely declined the offer. After much persistance, and a promise that it would be a very low key get together, a couple of beers, lounging on the couch, we decided to go for just a bit.
NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING!!!
It just so happens that we get there just in time for the Drag Queen show (which as Drag Queen shows go.. it was weak)! So... The Busted Ass Bubbles enters the room. It just so happens that we had just popped a squat in a prime spot for Bubbles to perform. DIRECTLY BEHIND! So... Bubbles comes out in this get up that looks like something worn at some point during the "Last Dance" era of Donna Summer. May I also mention that Bubbles had nasty buck teeth and a stringy doll like wig to match. Bubbles.... was not a pretty Drag Queen. Ok, so before starting, Bubbles asks if it's anyone's birthday. It just so happens that our new friend Carrie's birthday is on Thursday of this week (Brie's is Fridays, but because I am a GOOD girlfriend... I spared her the embarassment). So Carrie's wonderful girlfriend Marina decided to point out to Glorious Bubbles that soon it would be in fact Carrie's birthday. Oh did Bubbles has a surprise in store for Carrie... now, what I must say here that the minute the spotlight was turned on Carrie... her face looked about the shade of the happy little coca-cola can sitting next to me. When I say it was red.... ooooohhh Lord... i mean, it was RED!
Now, Bubbles begins to do her really poor lip syncing routine and that's when I realized just how heavy Bubbles really was. Now picture if you will... we're seating on a sectional couch... on the very corner was myself, next to me was Brie, in the corner was Marina and next to her was Miss Carrie Lynn. During the middle of this hoping routine, Bubbles decides to lay across myself, Brie and Marina and poorly lip sync to Apple Face Carrie. Now, rather than complete get up, Bubbles decides to sit up right on my lap while still horrendously lip syncing to Cherry Face Carrie. Yes... Sarah's lap... STRONG LIKE BULL!
So... the routine has ended.... not before a happy little ripping off of the Donna Summer-esque skirt into a BEEEEAAAUUUTIFUL sequins one piece that no one should wear, much less Bubbles and Tomato Face Carrie is called to stand up front with our busted Bubbles. First, Bubbles asks for some bubbly (ha ha ha.. get it?!) and Carrie pulls the "oh i don't drink" line... so she calls for some soda instead. Once the annoying "oh I love drag queen" whores in the crowd stop going "GIVE ME THE CHAMPAGNE!!" We continue with our enjoyable little show. So the name and age is asked of our Fireball Face Friend and then turns to the rest of us on the couch and asks who would like to spank her! Default very quickly set in and Marina got up. Apparently, Marina has the hand of a pool noodle and who got to do the spanking honors???!!!! YUP FOLKS YOU GUESS IT.... THE SAD ASS, DONNA SUMMER RIP OFF, NEEDS A NEW WIG, AND SHOULD NOT HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO DO A BETTER TUCK JOB, BUBBLES!!!!
This would be the point in which I think I could ask for pretty much anything from my beloved and she would HAVE to oblige because I did not call her out in this whole birthday escapade, and for anyone who is curious... I would have no problem taking care of the job so that my girlfriend would not have to be spanked by a sad story of a Drag Queen.
Oh believe me... it was a very very very enjoyable event to witness, and although I felt that I would pass out at any moment due to working on that damn thesis all day, I can't say that I would have ever missed that for the world. HOW'S IT FEELING MISS BAD COLOR FACE??!! (if you saw The Village.. you would get that last joke)
Ok, that's my story... If you click on Brie's link and Carrie's link... I'm sure you will get an equally enjoyable recap of the nights events.
G'night kiddies!
NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING!!!
It just so happens that we get there just in time for the Drag Queen show (which as Drag Queen shows go.. it was weak)! So... The Busted Ass Bubbles enters the room. It just so happens that we had just popped a squat in a prime spot for Bubbles to perform. DIRECTLY BEHIND! So... Bubbles comes out in this get up that looks like something worn at some point during the "Last Dance" era of Donna Summer. May I also mention that Bubbles had nasty buck teeth and a stringy doll like wig to match. Bubbles.... was not a pretty Drag Queen. Ok, so before starting, Bubbles asks if it's anyone's birthday. It just so happens that our new friend Carrie's birthday is on Thursday of this week (Brie's is Fridays, but because I am a GOOD girlfriend... I spared her the embarassment). So Carrie's wonderful girlfriend Marina decided to point out to Glorious Bubbles that soon it would be in fact Carrie's birthday. Oh did Bubbles has a surprise in store for Carrie... now, what I must say here that the minute the spotlight was turned on Carrie... her face looked about the shade of the happy little coca-cola can sitting next to me. When I say it was red.... ooooohhh Lord... i mean, it was RED!
Now, Bubbles begins to do her really poor lip syncing routine and that's when I realized just how heavy Bubbles really was. Now picture if you will... we're seating on a sectional couch... on the very corner was myself, next to me was Brie, in the corner was Marina and next to her was Miss Carrie Lynn. During the middle of this hoping routine, Bubbles decides to lay across myself, Brie and Marina and poorly lip sync to Apple Face Carrie. Now, rather than complete get up, Bubbles decides to sit up right on my lap while still horrendously lip syncing to Cherry Face Carrie. Yes... Sarah's lap... STRONG LIKE BULL!
So... the routine has ended.... not before a happy little ripping off of the Donna Summer-esque skirt into a BEEEEAAAUUUTIFUL sequins one piece that no one should wear, much less Bubbles and Tomato Face Carrie is called to stand up front with our busted Bubbles. First, Bubbles asks for some bubbly (ha ha ha.. get it?!) and Carrie pulls the "oh i don't drink" line... so she calls for some soda instead. Once the annoying "oh I love drag queen" whores in the crowd stop going "GIVE ME THE CHAMPAGNE!!" We continue with our enjoyable little show. So the name and age is asked of our Fireball Face Friend and then turns to the rest of us on the couch and asks who would like to spank her! Default very quickly set in and Marina got up. Apparently, Marina has the hand of a pool noodle and who got to do the spanking honors???!!!! YUP FOLKS YOU GUESS IT.... THE SAD ASS, DONNA SUMMER RIP OFF, NEEDS A NEW WIG, AND SHOULD NOT HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO DO A BETTER TUCK JOB, BUBBLES!!!!
This would be the point in which I think I could ask for pretty much anything from my beloved and she would HAVE to oblige because I did not call her out in this whole birthday escapade, and for anyone who is curious... I would have no problem taking care of the job so that my girlfriend would not have to be spanked by a sad story of a Drag Queen.
Oh believe me... it was a very very very enjoyable event to witness, and although I felt that I would pass out at any moment due to working on that damn thesis all day, I can't say that I would have ever missed that for the world. HOW'S IT FEELING MISS BAD COLOR FACE??!! (if you saw The Village.. you would get that last joke)
Ok, that's my story... If you click on Brie's link and Carrie's link... I'm sure you will get an equally enjoyable recap of the nights events.
G'night kiddies!
posted by Sarah @ 10:56 PM
2 Comments:
At 10:13 AM,
C-LO said…
Dude, that was so rough. But for the record, Marina does not have the hands of a pool noodle! Just wait until your birthday. I heard bubbles does private parties.
At 4:14 PM,
Sarah said…
Hey now... Bubbles only needs to be brought in when the spanker is incapable of doing the job correctly. I have full confidence that it would never come to that knowing Brie.
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