I'm stuck in a time warp.. LETS TO THE TIME WARP AGAAAINNNN

Why must time go by sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow. I've been sitting here for the past 45 minutes watching the clock tick away... Why? BECAUSE I'M STILL AT WORK! So.. currently, there are myself and two attorney's in the office... Are they attorney's I care to talk to?! NOT SO MUCH! One walks like she's always on a runway... who doesn't that?! Aside from me when I sleepwalk I mean... The other for the past two weeks has talked to me about nothing else than this stupid trip he's taking to Montana. Just because I wore a patagonia fleece one day.... WHAT DOES THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ME JUAN VALDEZ??!! (Does that work?) Do I really care that much about the outdoors? That's a big negative.. Do I like the outdoors and camping? Sure... just make sure I have my beer right next to me. I WANT TO GO HOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!