Sassy

Friday, November 26, 2004

YEAH BITCH!!!!!

CELL PHONES ARE BACK SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
motorola-v600
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

I speak through song...

I know a wonderful person who lives her life from day to day hurting at the moment. Hurting from something of which she has no control. Some people (much like this person) can recite quotes from books and amazing pieces of literature. Me? I find comfort in song. I have already fed her of this today, but this is my second try.

Dust in our eyes our own boots kicked up
Heartsick we nursed along the way we picked up
You may not see it when it's sticking to your skin
But we're better off for all that we let in

Lost friends and loved ones much too young
So much promises and work left undone
When all that guards us is a single centerline
And the brutal crossing over when it's time

Oooooooo
(I don't know where it all begins)
Oooooooo
(And I don't know where it all will end)
Oooooooo
(We're better off for all that we let in)

One day those toughies will be withered up and bent
The father son the holy warriors and the president
With glory days of put up dukes for all the world to see
Beaten into submission in the name of the free

We're in a nevolution I have heard it said
Everyone's so busy now but do we move ahead
The planets hurting and atoms splitting
And a sweater for your love you sit there knitting

Oooooooo
(I don't know where it all begins)
Oooooooo
(And I don't know where it all will end)
Oooooooo
(We're better off for all that we let in)

See those crosses on the side of the road
Tied with ribbons in the medium
They make me grateful I can go this far
Lay me down and never wake me up again

Kat writes a poem and she sticks it on my truck
We don't believe in war and we don't believe in luck
The birds were calling to her what were they saying
As the gate blew open the tops of the trees were swaying

I've passed the cemetery walk my dog down there
I read the names in stone and say a silent prayer
When I get home you're cooking supper on the stove
And the greatest gift of life is to know love

Oooooooo
(I don't know where it all begins)
Oooooooo
(And I don't know where it all will end)
Oooooooo
(We're better off for all that we let in)


Keep looking up and through the branches. There's clarity there.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Mmm....

I LOVE TURNIPS!!!

This post is 100% dedicated to the Pennsylvanian. WHORE!

Turnips
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY...

I will be the first to say that Yes... I did see this movie and want to know why??? Four Words: PATRICK IN FISHNET STOCKINGS!
spongebob
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Shit Happens

Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in
But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
And I would gladly hit the road get up and go if I knew
That someday it would lead me back to you
That someday it would lead me back to you

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave

Fingers trace your every outline
Paint a picture with my hands
Back and forth we sway like branches in a storm
Change the weather still together when it ends

That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow on Sunday morning
And I never want to leave

But things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do
Sunday morning rain is falling and I'm calling out to you
Singing someday it'll bring me back to you
Find a way to bring myself back home to you

And you may not know
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me
Driving slow?


We all deal with shit everyday in our lives that without a doubt would make our lives so much easier if it were non-existant. However, the mere thought of that is nothing short of a fairy tale. Truth be told, we do have shit to deal with. Shit that pisses us off and pushes us to the edge. But the most important thing to keep in mind that in the huge spectrum that is our entire lives, days like today, and weeks and months like this will end up being nothing more than a bleep on the radar. Let people be assholes, Karma will come back to bite them in the ass, just always stay true to yourself and never forget all of the wonderful things you do have around you. Regardless of how messed up shit can get, nothing compares to the love of a significant other, family memeber, old friend or new friend.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Poops... I mean Troops

I am sick, yes I am sick, everyone's who sick of these stupid stickers... PLEASE STAND UP... PLEASE STAND UP...
Troops
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Ohhhh yeah...

HASH(0x8acac8c)
You're Olivia Benson!


Which Law & Order: SVU character are you?
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What's better than being hot?

Sunday, November 14, 2004

What Monty Python and The Holy Grail Character Are You?

King
You are King Arthur of the Britons!
You like to hear yourself talk a lot, namely about
some damn grail. Those closest to you are just
there to serve you and bang your coconuts
together. For some reason Mystical beings come
to you and set you out on quests. If only more
people understood you, perhaps you'd get that
grail afterall.


What Monty Python Holy Grail Quest Character are You?
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Ok, so I'm King Arthur... that's cool, but I have to say that my favorite question of this quiz was the one that asked "What would other people say about you?"

My answer? "I Bet Your Gay"

Damn Skippy!

A New Look!

Hey folks! I figured it was time for a change... Seasons are changing, leaves are changing color, people's genders are changing... and so is my blog.

Enjoy the new look... Hector -->
I am told, enjoys the new look.

Oh my!
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I am sooooooo not ready for this picture. Have I ever mentioned that I hate snow. Well, actually its not the snow I hate, its the coldness that comes along with the snow... BLECK!!!!
snow
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Monday, November 08, 2004

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100 things you should know!

1. I am the youngest child in my family
2. I LOOOVVEEE Bud Light
3. On my 21st birthday, I drank so much tequila and got so sick that the smell of it now makes me want to puke
4. I played organized baseball for 13 years
5. I have had two 8 month affairs with New York City
6. I once had a ice pack explode in my eye
7. I have my nipples pierced
8. I was secretary of my class, my senior year of high school
9. I have acid reflux, but I don’t lip sync
10. I had an extreme obsession with goldfish in college (the food, not the pet)
11. I also had an extreme obsession with Mountain Dew most of my adult life
12. In 27 days and 14 hours, I will be 24 years of age
13. I was 3 weeks late, and even that my mom had to be induced
14. My mom thought I looked like a football when I was born
15. I absolutely adore and respect Gilda Radner
16. Brie saved my life (literally)
17. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a cartoonist (if you have ever seen me draw, you’d be very thankful that I didn’t follow that route)
18. I wear a uniform to work every day
19. I rode in an elevator multiple times with Al Franken
20. I’ve seen Bob Saget (Danny Tanner) in person (ppssttt… HE’S TALL!)
21. I played basketball for two years in high school and was really bad
22. I talk in my sleep
23. I was First Team All-Division for tennis my senior year of high school
24. In high school, I knew Elisabeth from The View
25. My cat doesn’t know how to clean herself properly
26. My favorite color is always changing
27. I was obsessed with Michael Jackson when I was 5, although I called him “Michael Jacken”
28. When I was kid, I had the hardest time pronouncing “specific”
29. My very first CD was Weird Al Yankovic’s Alapalooza
30. My favorite food is Ice Cream
31. I have a ladybug tattoo on my right hip
32. I get ingrown toenails often
33. I detest body hair
34. My favorite cake is the Giving Cake from Gregg’s Restaurant
35. When I was in junior high, I only wore high top Chuck Taylors (they were red)
36. I am a mac person (although secretly wish I could have cool things like “Themes” that PCs have)
37. I never owned a DVD player, until I inherited Brie’s
38. I have a secret beauty mark that only Brie has seen (tee hee hee)
39. My car’s shadow looks like Shrek
40. I was once almost run over by a fire truck
41. My very first accident was caused by a bug
42. I too, have never seen one James Bond movie
43. My favorite shirt used to belong to Brie’s brother
44. I once housesat and dogsat for an aunt that ended in total disaster
45. I never once had to stay for detention
46. I have never had a nosebleed
47. One of my favorite meals is a macaroni and spam casserole made ONLY by my dad
48. I never fully appreciated the wonders of Seinfeld until the past couple of months
49. I absolutely loved growing up in Rhode Island
50. I have never broken a bone
51. I am a morning person
52. I get Bronchitis every two years
53. I know what IKEA stands for
54. I had absolutely no sense of style until Brie started dressing me
55. I am directly related to William Henry Seward, the man that purchased Alaska for the United States
56. Every car I’ve owned has had a problem with its left blinker
57. I can throw pizza dough in the air and catch it
58. I’ve been playing the guitar since I was 12
59. I have “popcorn” toes, and my nephew has the same toes
60. I was a tree in a play
61. I have an uncanny sense of direction
62. I love to buy DVDs
63. I’m not entirely sure that I will ever finish my thesis
64. I have absolutely HORRRRRIIIIBBBLLLEEE credit
65. Both of my parents are teachers
66. I am more like my dad than anyone else
67. I know how to string a tennis racket
68. I LOVE YOUUU, I REALLY REALLY DO…
69. I once was so sick that I went to take a nap, when I woke up at 4pm, I was convinced that it was 4pm the next day
70. I have chicken pox so bad when I was ten that they were on the bottom of my feet and I couldn’t walk, so I had to crawl everywhere
71. I am lucky enough to say that I fell in love with my best friend
72. My first cat, Puffy, died of feline leukemia. I was devastated
73. Strong bad is on my desktop
74. My biggest pet peeve is when people leave cupboards and drawers open and just walk away
75. My favorite fast food is Taco Bell
76. My cousin’s wife and her friends in college used to enjoy the wonders of Lisp Thursday, Thix Tham Adamth Pleathe
77. I dream in blue and yellow now
78. I’ve always secretly wanted to be a porn star
79. Just Joking
80. My Tuesday nights are dedicated to SHOCK IN AWE! WHAT NOW BITCHCAKES?! GUNS
81. A few years ago I was hardcore into wrestling… Jeff Hardy used to be my love monkey, but Trish still does have nice Funbags
82. MXC (I like to rub fish oil on me)
83. I severely hate Metro North Railroad
84. I frequently experience the “cool stings”
85. Nothing makes me happier than to make Brie Brie laugh
86. Nothing makes me burp like McDonalds and Coke
87. My favorite item in my apartment is a toss up between my swirly candle piece and our bed
88. I HHHAAATTTTEEE when riders in my car put the hazards on (it PISSES me off)
89. I’m a bit of a slob (we both are)
90. 10 more to go!
91. 9 more to go!
92. I used to have gold frame glasses
93. I’m a December baby
94. I really love the holiday season, especially when I’m around my dad
95. My dad and I have a tradition of always making Christmas cookies together
96. Nothing says holidays to me like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
97. Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler
98. That line has given me friends!
99. Sigi is my straight girlfriend
100. YUMMY HOUSE!!!!

Friday, November 05, 2004

America's Next Top Model

This is a fashion statement that I think is unavoidable! Maybe Ikea should do away with the blue and yellow and switch uniforms to something along these lines!
Model...
Originally uploaded by sarahs.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Pretty Much...

Yeah... this is pretty much how I see it.... Guess where I'm moving to??!! Wanna come?
Pretty Much
Originally uploaded by sarahs.